fyi I (heart) My Blog!

This is just a quick message to the World and its Wide-Web, how much I Love You! You have been beneficial to my life in so many ways. You have brought me closer to my children (I have black-barred their eyes, AC/DC-style to keep those To Catch a Predator Freaks away.)
You have brought me closer to old friends, such as Buddie Mervin and made new friends such as my fellow American Idol Contestant 35831, or as I know him MC Square. (The straight-edge rapper!)

More to come, such as my take on Spam (emails that is, not the delicious, canned meat) Duh, seriously, G-R-O-W U-P A-L-R-E-A-D-Y-!-!-!

Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza Evite

Greetings Bloggers & Bloggettes:

I hope you have received you evite for the Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza. It is going to be top-notch. I have already had a ton of RSVP's and almost everyone is on board.

Please visit the carpool link on the evite and find out who you can ride with. Denney says keep it green. God carpooled, that is why Noah had an Arc.

PS. Don't forget to bring your buns!

-Lil' D

Ebony and Ivory are back together for one-night only!

Salutations Blog Community and Music Lovers:

He tickles the piano keys and I tickle the eardrums. Yes, what you may have read on Buddie Mervin's Personal Blog is correct. Buddie and I are going to play together for one show only at the Blue Bird on Horne Street, in Fort Worth on Saturday, November 3rd, Doors at 7 P.M. Show at 8 P.M. 2 Drink Minimum.



As many of you may remember I said it would never happen, since Buddie left group and took my wife with him. But as Gloria Swanson, US actress (1899 - 1983) says "Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it." See her picture below, what a FOX! For the era anyway.


Since our former manager, Will Bee is ailing and needs funds to continue his Onychocryptosis treatment; both Buddie and I have decided to bury the hatchet. No jokes about Buddie burring the hatchet in my ex-wife either, duh, grow up already.

The Rhythm and Blues Duo known as 5-Foot-Onders, world-renown for playing the finest in R&B and performing the best ventriloquism, will play one final show to help offset the costs of Will Bee's costly Onychocryptosis treatments and provide assistance and bring local and national attention to Onychocryptosis and its victims.

Tickets are available at TicketWeb buy them ASAP, your ticket purchase not only helps Will, but everyone suffering from Onychocryptosis.

Email me if you would like more information about the concert or about the horrible disease known as Onychocryptosis. Or check out Onychocryptosis for further information.

Go to iTunes to purchase our Greatest Hits Box set, that includes such favorites as, Dummy talking while man drinks water, police siren sounds and (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding.

Please forward this on and feel free to leave comments on the outstanding event.

-God Bless
Denney
5-Foot-Onder
(One half of this Dynamic Duo known as The 5-Foot-Onders)

Paparazzi is onto the Dawg!

Hello Bloggers:

This one is serious, so take a knee. I now know what Brad Pitt, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Pat Sajak must feel like. I can't even go to the bathroom without flash bulbs popping. I guess I have made it big. For those of you, like myself that don't know what the Paparazzi is click here.

Mill Baize on TMZ.com spotted this picture; they are saying that they want a recount on the number of beers on my head in my previous post.

Email me if you have any updates or more breaking news.

Thanks
Denney "The Camera Loves Me" Rhodes

CockaRhodes Grand Opening Sellabration!

Greetings from Beacon Ridge:

This just in!!! --- A rare photo of the Grand Opening Sellabration at CockaRhodes Printing. As many of you know it is my duty as Sales Manager and all-around Cut Up to make any gathering a party. After a few beers, it was pretty easy to talk me into doing my old 503-beer headstand. As many of you might remember from my old Fiji Days at Skippy's Mistake (see Star-Telegram July 4, 1974 edition for more details and historic photo.) After we did the complete tour of the new facilities and prepress department, we journeyed to the north parking lot for BBQ Lobster, Jalapeno Clam Chowder and some Beacon Ridge's own BR Brew.

At that point Bark Moysdale, my ole' buddy and #1 salesperson, bet me his limited edition, 1st edition Pantone books, signed by Larry Pantone himself. And as the blogging community knows, I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A BET.

So that is how we got to the infamous 503-beer headstand. Ladies give me call!

PS Check my shirt I bought on eBay from a guy who lifts cars with his head. I had it personalized for the Grand Opening Sellabration festivities.

Coosaw Creek Parade King & Queen

Greetings Bloggers and Fellow Coosaw Creek Parade Attendees:

I was going through an old time capsule that I was awarded with at the CCAC (Coosaw Creek Ad Club) and I found this photo of myself. This is a photo of me with the CCAC President Belynne Myhart right after we were announced as the King and Queen of the parade. Check out my sunburn were my crown was, boy it was hot. I occasionally wear the crown to local ad functions, perhaps you've seen me. Coosaw Creek and R.R. Donnelley were good to me. I got the plant up and running before the booted me.

BEACON RIDGE HERE I COME!!!

Oh yeah aren't you suppose to bow to the King?

PS No Burger King jokes either, even though I Love a flame broiled Whopper from time to time.

Peace,

Your Majesty.
King D

My Pleasure.... Mr. President!

Greetings Bloggers and Voters, both Young & Old:

Here is my latest picture, mine and yours 44th President of the US of A.

More to come, but I can tell you a couple of things.

1. No that is not Danny Devito, but a lookalike!!!

2. That guy on my left is whispering in my ear XYZ PDQ. My zipper was undone, or as we say in Texas, my barn door was open!!! Way to go D... Duh.

God Bless America!

Do you know God spelled backwards is Dog?

Signed,
The Dawg

The Good Ol' Days

Hey Bloogers:

A good friend of mine, Tina Smith asked me to post this old picture of me from the Gateway Graphics Days. As many of you may have heard, I am trying to recruit her for the postion of my Executive Assitant for CockaRhodes Printing. This is proof of the day I drove The old Yellow Yale LPS Forklift down MacArthur to Crystal's Pizza and back to pick up food for the overworked and underpaid third shift. I still respect you guys! If I remember correctly, there were 2 Pepperonis, 1 "the Works" and 1 with just anchovies. Doug got that so no one would eat his pizza pie, cause everyone hates anchovies except Doug.

Alright more to come.

-The Dawg

PS You can see my piece of Pepperoni that Phil gave me on the ground. Way to go!

CockaRhodes Printing?

THIS JUST IN - I may be printing my own money from now on!!!!

iUpdate, iRich. 4GB iPhone sells and makes me iFortune.

Hello Internet Community:

Denney T. Rhodes here, and the T is for Treasure Chest. I worked hand in hand with both Sotheby's Auction House & Meg Whitman the CEO of ebay, to make iHistory. I am hotter than a $2 pistol. More to come.

Ladies Get Ready - The Dawg is loss with loaded pockets.

Catch me a JazzFest on the Blvd. I will be there with a margarita in hand lookin' for a senorita for my arm.

Peace.

-Da Dawg

I got it, the last 4GB iPhone in existence!

Hello Fellow Bloggers:

What up? I am sitting here counting my blessing and soon to be counting my pile of money. I was in Chinatown in NYC this week on a business trip. When I went to the Apple Flagship Store and found my iDiamond in a pile of Donkey Doo-Doo.

As you may or may not know, I do ALL the printing for China Menus Express. They are responsible for distributing all the Chinese Menus throughout the US of A. They are simple jobs to print, 60 or 70 lb. offset and PMS 185, 1 over 1 no bleeds. (see picture below) But enough about shop talk. Let's get down to business.



I got the last 4GB iPhone in the World. I am talking with the folks at Sotheby's Auction House as well as Meg Whitman the CEO of ebay (see picture below)


to see how to best make my fortune. While most suckers are upgrading to the 8GB, I am going to be banking on the little guy. Most people say anything to do with me is banking on the little guy. NO JOKES. Size matters, the the smaller the better, right ladies!!!

I am out. Check me out this weekend at Gilley's Dallas. Ladies ONLY. As if! Duh. It is the National Mechanical Bull Championships. I am riding in the Juniors Finals, People under 5 foot 5 Inches. See Size Matters. Here I am last year, I won. A bit blurry, but you can tell it is the DAWG!!! (see picture below) Riding FIRST CLASS, all the way to FIRST PLACE.


Later Taters, Wish me Luck!!!

-Lil' "D"

I got 2 words for Michael Vick "DOG FIGHT!"

I got this shirt on a business trip to Hotlanta. Do you know they make Coca-Cola there? Man that guy makes me sick. Dogs are man's best friend. No Jokes today.

P.S. GO COWBOYS! And see what I think about him.

Meet Your New American Idol

Greetings from Texas Stadium:
I am super-pumped as I use Jerry Jones' personal wi-fi connection, I have been choose to go to the next round. I wowed Simon, Paula and fat guy who is now skinny with my yodel-rendition of "I Got Friends in Low Places"-Chris Gaines Version. They said "You going to Dollywood Denney, just kidding you are going to Hollywood!!!!" I am EXCITED, Mister Whiskers is going to be pumped too. Paula is really hot close up, can you say wife number 5? I can ladies and gentlemen. Hubba-hubba. I asked her if she wanted to join me at J.R. Bentley's for a pint of Guinness irish beer and some fish and chips.

Her response was make it all the way and we will go all the way to... to J.R. Bentley's duh, yeah right grow up! Seriously. Me and Paula, as if!!!

Here is me with contestant 35831, or as I know him MC Square. He is a straight-edge rapper, who refrains from alcohol, drugs and women, no he is not GAY, seriously, grow-up already duh!!!!

They asked all the winners to sing for the losers!!!

Hooterville 100

Hello Bloggers:

Check out who won the Hooterville 100, cheapskates, first prize is ice cream cone.

Wanna cookie?

Later, check me out at Gilligan ladies if you wanna met. Mister Whiskers and I will be there in my new car. See pic!


-D

Cabo San Loco!

UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion Buddies, that is me with the sunburn face and the cig!

Here is a hottie I hooked up with at the hotel, don't laugh I had beer goggles on. Major!

While I was at Fox Photo, I found an old roll of pics from the UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion in Cabo San Lucas. The lady at Fox Photo said you guys are outta hand, I said that is how the D-Dawg Rolls.

Take one part Tequila.
Take one part UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion!
Take one part Denney (of course, duh!)

Warning DO NOT MIX!!! Clothes may come off-Right dudes!

PS Since this photo was taken I quit smoking, just FYI!

BLUE MAN GROUP!!!!

Just got back from Fox Photo, check out me with Chris Wink (YES! one of the ORIGINAL Blue Men) in Philly! Eat your heart out Mister Whiskers! I told you if I waited around before showtime, I would meet them just like the time I met Elmo on Ice!

Greetings Fellow Bloggers!

Hello Internet Community!

This is Denney Rhodes of Arlington, Texas reporting for duty. I have created this blog to make people aware of my doings and accomplishments. Since myspace blocked my profile, I have been forced to reach out to the Web community via my Blog.

Please stay posted to see what shenanigans, escapades and high jinks ensue.

Signing off!

Denney T. Rhodes