Monday, October 15, 2007

fyi I (heart) My Blog!

This is just a quick message to the World and its Wide-Web, how much I Love You! You have been beneficial to my life in so many ways. You have brought me closer to my children (I have black-barred their eyes, AC/DC-style to keep those To Catch a Predator Freaks away.)
You have brought me closer to old friends, such as Buddie Mervin and made new friends such as my fellow American Idol Contestant 35831, or as I know him MC Square. (The straight-edge rapper!)

More to come, such as my take on Spam (emails that is, not the delicious, canned meat) Duh, seriously, G-R-O-W U-P A-L-R-E-A-D-Y-!-!-!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza Evite



Greetings Bloggers & Bloggettes:

I hope you have received you evite for the Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza. It is going to be top-notch. I have already had a ton of RSVP's and almost everyone is on board.

Please visit the carpool link on the evite and find out who you can ride with. Denney says keep it green. God carpooled, that is why Noah had an Arc.

PS. Don't forget to bring your buns!

-Lil' D

Monday, October 1, 2007

Ebony and Ivory are back together for one-night only!


Salutations Blog Community and Music Lovers:

He tickles the piano keys and I tickle the eardrums. Yes, what you may have read on Buddie Mervin's Personal Blog is correct. Buddie and I are going to play together for one show only at the Blue Bird on Horne Street, in Fort Worth on Saturday, November 3rd, Doors at 7 P.M. Show at 8 P.M. 2 Drink Minimum.



As many of you may remember I said it would never happen, since Buddie left group and took my wife with him. But as Gloria Swanson, US actress (1899 - 1983) says "Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it." See her picture below, what a FOX! For the era anyway.


Since our former manager, Will Bee is ailing and needs funds to continue his Onychocryptosis treatment; both Buddie and I have decided to bury the hatchet. No jokes about Buddie burring the hatchet in my ex-wife either, duh, grow up already.

The Rhythm and Blues Duo known as 5-Foot-Onders, world-renown for playing the finest in R&B and performing the best ventriloquism, will play one final show to help offset the costs of Will Bee's costly Onychocryptosis treatments and provide assistance and bring local and national attention to Onychocryptosis and its victims.

Tickets are available at TicketWeb buy them ASAP, your ticket purchase not only helps Will, but everyone suffering from Onychocryptosis.

Email me if you would like more information about the concert or about the horrible disease known as Onychocryptosis. Or check out Onychocryptosis for further information.

Go to iTunes to purchase our Greatest Hits Box set, that includes such favorites as, Dummy talking while man drinks water, police siren sounds and (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding.

Please forward this on and feel free to leave comments on the outstanding event.

-God Bless
Denney
5-Foot-Onder
(One half of this Dynamic Duo known as The 5-Foot-Onders)

Paparazzi is onto the Dawg!


Hello Bloggers:

This one is serious, so take a knee. I now know what Brad Pitt, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Pat Sajak must feel like. I can't even go to the bathroom without flash bulbs popping. I guess I have made it big. For those of you, like myself that don't know what the Paparazzi is click here.

Mill Baize on TMZ.com spotted this picture; they are saying that they want a recount on the number of beers on my head in my previous post.

Email me if you have any updates or more breaking news.

Thanks
Denney "The Camera Loves Me" Rhodes

CockaRhodes Grand Opening Sellabration!


Greetings from Beacon Ridge:

This just in!!! --- A rare photo of the Grand Opening Sellabration at CockaRhodes Printing. As many of you know it is my duty as Sales Manager and all-around Cut Up to make any gathering a party. After a few beers, it was pretty easy to talk me into doing my old 503-beer headstand. As many of you might remember from my old Fiji Days at Skippy's Mistake (see Star-Telegram July 4, 1974 edition for more details and historic photo.) After we did the complete tour of the new facilities and prepress department, we journeyed to the north parking lot for BBQ Lobster, Jalapeno Clam Chowder and some Beacon Ridge's own BR Brew.

At that point Bark Moysdale, my ole' buddy and #1 salesperson, bet me his limited edition, 1st edition Pantone books, signed by Larry Pantone himself. And as the blogging community knows, I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A BET.

So that is how we got to the infamous 503-beer headstand. Ladies give me call!

PS Check my shirt I bought on eBay from a guy who lifts cars with his head. I had it personalized for the Grand Opening Sellabration festivities.