I got 2 words for Michael Vick "DOG FIGHT!"

I got this shirt on a business trip to Hotlanta. Do you know they make Coca-Cola there? Man that guy makes me sick. Dogs are man's best friend. No Jokes today.

P.S. GO COWBOYS! And see what I think about him.

Meet Your New American Idol

Greetings from Texas Stadium:
I am super-pumped as I use Jerry Jones' personal wi-fi connection, I have been choose to go to the next round. I wowed Simon, Paula and fat guy who is now skinny with my yodel-rendition of "I Got Friends in Low Places"-Chris Gaines Version. They said "You going to Dollywood Denney, just kidding you are going to Hollywood!!!!" I am EXCITED, Mister Whiskers is going to be pumped too. Paula is really hot close up, can you say wife number 5? I can ladies and gentlemen. Hubba-hubba. I asked her if she wanted to join me at J.R. Bentley's for a pint of Guinness irish beer and some fish and chips.

Her response was make it all the way and we will go all the way to... to J.R. Bentley's duh, yeah right grow up! Seriously. Me and Paula, as if!!!

Here is me with contestant 35831, or as I know him MC Square. He is a straight-edge rapper, who refrains from alcohol, drugs and women, no he is not GAY, seriously, grow-up already duh!!!!

They asked all the winners to sing for the losers!!!

Hooterville 100

Hello Bloggers:

Check out who won the Hooterville 100, cheapskates, first prize is ice cream cone.

Wanna cookie?

Later, check me out at Gilligan ladies if you wanna met. Mister Whiskers and I will be there in my new car. See pic!


-D

Cabo San Loco!

UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion Buddies, that is me with the sunburn face and the cig!

Here is a hottie I hooked up with at the hotel, don't laugh I had beer goggles on. Major!

While I was at Fox Photo, I found an old roll of pics from the UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion in Cabo San Lucas. The lady at Fox Photo said you guys are outta hand, I said that is how the D-Dawg Rolls.

Take one part Tequila.
Take one part UTA Fiji Fraternity Reunion!
Take one part Denney (of course, duh!)

Warning DO NOT MIX!!! Clothes may come off-Right dudes!

PS Since this photo was taken I quit smoking, just FYI!

BLUE MAN GROUP!!!!

Just got back from Fox Photo, check out me with Chris Wink (YES! one of the ORIGINAL Blue Men) in Philly! Eat your heart out Mister Whiskers! I told you if I waited around before showtime, I would meet them just like the time I met Elmo on Ice!

Greetings Fellow Bloggers!

Hello Internet Community!

This is Denney Rhodes of Arlington, Texas reporting for duty. I have created this blog to make people aware of my doings and accomplishments. Since myspace blocked my profile, I have been forced to reach out to the Web community via my Blog.

Please stay posted to see what shenanigans, escapades and high jinks ensue.

Signing off!

Denney T. Rhodes