Blog in The Fast Lane!

Greeting Blogger & Bikers:

I was taking my normal route home from Cockarhodes Printing, you know through the river bottom and around Mosier Valley. When what did I spy in the over grown weeds by the rail road tracks, but this super light weight bike. It is my 2 favorite colors, Black & Yellow. GO STEELERS!!!

Or should I say STEALERS. This is the MODERN DAY SUPERMAN'S PERSONAL RIDE. Who would take such a think?

But to be honest with you after riding this bad boy to Jackson's #2 for a sixer of Yellow Bellys. He can get Trek to make him a new one. The way I see it, this is my Stimulus Package. So Thank You, Mr. Obama!!!

Livestrong & Ride Hard!
-The Dawg

PS Lance you shoulda put a lock on it! And a kickstand too. Did your Mama not teach you how to take care of anything.

Now if I could find Sheryl Crow by those rail road tracks......

Look at ME!!! Class of 73. Keep on Truckin'

Hey Bloggers:

Long time no Blog. I know, I know. I have been dealing with some stuff, my Bunny Body (see my Easter Post) was giving me the opportunity to make a little side scratch working at Le Bare's, Chippendale's and doing some strip-o-grams. However, I pulled my ACL doing the old, classic Chippendale's trick of doing the splits between 2 chairs. See Photo (this is not me of course, duh. Yeah, like I'm a chick, right?!?!?)


Anyway I am back to my old self, a regular work of art. Hardy, Har, Har....


Anyway, I was going through some old boxes and having some beers with Croysdale and Maize. And I ran across these gems of Denney of yesteryear. I found this picture of me in my Senior Portrait for Arlington High.


I was growing this hair all summer long, I would KILL for it now! But then I had to cut it get my Fall job as a car porter for Henry Butts Oldsmobile on Division. I was in charge of driving all the new cars to get filled up with gas before delivery and towing the used cars down to service before we flipped them for a profit. Here is another picture of me and the old pick up I bought with my first paycheck from HBO. I loved that old rig and made lots-o-love in it too.

Anyway, back to work. It is always fun driving down memory lane, but you better not run out of gas.

I will be back on Monday! That's a promise!

The Dawg

Happy Easter Everybody!

Word is out, that I am working out and here is a teaser! Check out my Easter Body. Don't ask if this bunny is hollow, it is pure, solid Denney --- all the way through, BABY. Sorry for not posting as much as promised, but I have been hitting the gym as you can tell.

Gotta hop!!!

-D

Email me with what you want in your Easter Basket or leave a comment! I'll see what I can do!

Quarter Roy & 3 Quarters Denney

Good news everybody! I just scored the deal of a century. I was driving around my neighborhood as part of my citizens on patrol unit or COPS, Unit 1622. And what did my wandering eyes did appear, but the this beautiful, vintage, Mister Roper-Era Corduroy Couch. It was parked in front of Jack and Leslie's condo on Birchwood Terrace, the one with the old, rotting Rambler in the side-yard. See Picture below:


They have a junky exterior, but inside it is all class. Here is a picture of them at the 1989 Holidays in Hawaii Christmas Party they had at their place. That was the party, if you remember that we danced all night to "Don't Worry Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin.


And I of course made a complete ass of myself when I tired to sneak a kiss from Leslie under the mistletoe.

WRITER'S STRIKE IS OVER!!!

Hello Internet Community:

As a show of solidarity to my fellow writers, both union and non, I decided to take a break from the Blog. During said break, I decided to take a look at my life. Well, I am back. The look was long, but I decided I needed my Blog as much as my Blog needed me.

Comments are welcome, both positive and really positive. Or heck, send me an email, wanna chat, ladies only! Duh — Croysdale!

-D

fyi I (heart) My Blog!

This is just a quick message to the World and its Wide-Web, how much I Love You! You have been beneficial to my life in so many ways. You have brought me closer to my children (I have black-barred their eyes, AC/DC-style to keep those To Catch a Predator Freaks away.)
You have brought me closer to old friends, such as Buddie Mervin and made new friends such as my fellow American Idol Contestant 35831, or as I know him MC Square. (The straight-edge rapper!)

More to come, such as my take on Spam (emails that is, not the delicious, canned meat) Duh, seriously, G-R-O-W U-P A-L-R-E-A-D-Y-!-!-!

Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza Evite

Greetings Bloggers & Bloggettes:

I hope you have received you evite for the Denney Rhodes' First Annual Blog Party, Backyard BBQ & Bikini Bonanza. It is going to be top-notch. I have already had a ton of RSVP's and almost everyone is on board.

Please visit the carpool link on the evite and find out who you can ride with. Denney says keep it green. God carpooled, that is why Noah had an Arc.

PS. Don't forget to bring your buns!

-Lil' D