Coosaw Creek Parade King & Queen

Greetings Bloggers and Fellow Coosaw Creek Parade Attendees:

I was going through an old time capsule that I was awarded with at the CCAC (Coosaw Creek Ad Club) and I found this photo of myself. This is a photo of me with the CCAC President Belynne Myhart right after we were announced as the King and Queen of the parade. Check out my sunburn were my crown was, boy it was hot. I occasionally wear the crown to local ad functions, perhaps you've seen me. Coosaw Creek and R.R. Donnelley were good to me. I got the plant up and running before the booted me.

BEACON RIDGE HERE I COME!!!

Oh yeah aren't you suppose to bow to the King?

PS No Burger King jokes either, even though I Love a flame broiled Whopper from time to time.

Peace,

Your Majesty.
King D

My Pleasure.... Mr. President!

Greetings Bloggers and Voters, both Young & Old:

Here is my latest picture, mine and yours 44th President of the US of A.

More to come, but I can tell you a couple of things.

1. No that is not Danny Devito, but a lookalike!!!

2. That guy on my left is whispering in my ear XYZ PDQ. My zipper was undone, or as we say in Texas, my barn door was open!!! Way to go D... Duh.

God Bless America!

Do you know God spelled backwards is Dog?

Signed,
The Dawg

The Good Ol' Days

Hey Bloogers:

A good friend of mine, Tina Smith asked me to post this old picture of me from the Gateway Graphics Days. As many of you may have heard, I am trying to recruit her for the postion of my Executive Assitant for CockaRhodes Printing. This is proof of the day I drove The old Yellow Yale LPS Forklift down MacArthur to Crystal's Pizza and back to pick up food for the overworked and underpaid third shift. I still respect you guys! If I remember correctly, there were 2 Pepperonis, 1 "the Works" and 1 with just anchovies. Doug got that so no one would eat his pizza pie, cause everyone hates anchovies except Doug.

Alright more to come.

-The Dawg

PS You can see my piece of Pepperoni that Phil gave me on the ground. Way to go!

CockaRhodes Printing?

THIS JUST IN - I may be printing my own money from now on!!!!

iUpdate, iRich. 4GB iPhone sells and makes me iFortune.

Hello Internet Community:

Denney T. Rhodes here, and the T is for Treasure Chest. I worked hand in hand with both Sotheby's Auction House & Meg Whitman the CEO of ebay, to make iHistory. I am hotter than a $2 pistol. More to come.

Ladies Get Ready - The Dawg is loss with loaded pockets.

Catch me a JazzFest on the Blvd. I will be there with a margarita in hand lookin' for a senorita for my arm.

Peace.

-Da Dawg

I got it, the last 4GB iPhone in existence!

Hello Fellow Bloggers:

What up? I am sitting here counting my blessing and soon to be counting my pile of money. I was in Chinatown in NYC this week on a business trip. When I went to the Apple Flagship Store and found my iDiamond in a pile of Donkey Doo-Doo.

As you may or may not know, I do ALL the printing for China Menus Express. They are responsible for distributing all the Chinese Menus throughout the US of A. They are simple jobs to print, 60 or 70 lb. offset and PMS 185, 1 over 1 no bleeds. (see picture below) But enough about shop talk. Let's get down to business.



I got the last 4GB iPhone in the World. I am talking with the folks at Sotheby's Auction House as well as Meg Whitman the CEO of ebay (see picture below)


to see how to best make my fortune. While most suckers are upgrading to the 8GB, I am going to be banking on the little guy. Most people say anything to do with me is banking on the little guy. NO JOKES. Size matters, the the smaller the better, right ladies!!!

I am out. Check me out this weekend at Gilley's Dallas. Ladies ONLY. As if! Duh. It is the National Mechanical Bull Championships. I am riding in the Juniors Finals, People under 5 foot 5 Inches. See Size Matters. Here I am last year, I won. A bit blurry, but you can tell it is the DAWG!!! (see picture below) Riding FIRST CLASS, all the way to FIRST PLACE.


Later Taters, Wish me Luck!!!

-Lil' "D"